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Who needs love when you have potatoes? This Anti-Valentine’s Day Card is perfect for anyone who’d rather celebrate their love for carbs than romance. Featuring adorable, smiling illustrated potatoes and the cheeky sentiment, “Love Sucks, But Potatoes Are Forever,” this card is a hilarious way to show your disdain for Valentine’s Day—or to send a little spud-inspired joy to a fellow cynic.
✨ DETAILS:
Handmade greeting card (designed and printed with love—just not the mushy kind!)
Size: A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside for your own sassy message
Includes a matching envelope
Perfect for anti-Valentine’s Day gifts, Galentine’s Day, single friends, or to gift after a breakup
❤️ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
A unique, funny alternative to traditional Valentine’s Day cards
Perfect gift for potato enthusiasts (because fries never ghost you)
Ideal for best friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm and snacks
Because relationships may not last forever, but potatoes will always be here for you.