Funny Anti-Valentine’s Day Card – “Love Sucks…But Fries Are Forever” – Sarcastic, Sassy, Food-Themed Greeting Card

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Skip the romance and go straight for the fries! This hilarious anti-Valentine’s Day card is perfect for anyone who’d rather celebrate their love of crispy, golden perfection over cheesy love stories. Featuring a bright, colorful design of smiling french fry boxes this card is a must-have for singles, food lovers, and anyone with a great sense of humor.

✨ DETAILS:

Handmade greeting card (designed and printed with love—just not the mushy kind!)

Size: A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

Blank inside for your own sassy message

Includes a matching envelope

Perfect for anti-Valentine’s Day gifts, Galentine’s Day, or to gift after a breakup

❤️ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:

A unique, funny alternative to traditional Valentine’s Day cards

Bright, eye-catching colors that pop

Ideal for best friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm and snacks